About ‘Utterly Feral’


Utterly Feral’ is the result of an epic friendship spanning over 30 years. We are three best friends from the North West who despite appearing fairly civilised on the surface, become particularly wild when reunited. Three very different personalities but somehow we just work, we’re a tripod.

Utterly Feral, weird name huh? Well, we were once described as ‘Feral’ by a stranger abroad and the term just stuck. We have used it ever since. We love it.

Our life motto is ‘You only live once!’ And by God, we have a blast!

We have had so much fun, love and laughter together over the years; starting a blog seemed like a natural progression.

We want you to experience the fun we have in the places we visit and in the things we do in everyday life. Hopefully giving you some inspiration for holidays, day trips, parenting survival, nights out and everything ace in between.

We hope you can have a little chuckle or even a ‘Howl‘ at our misdemeanours along the way!


Meet the Feral Friends:


Amelie: 32, Married. 1 baby. Bossy, professional. Wife. Bargain Hunter. Purveyor of positivity and banter. Keeper of ‘The Gift’ and Knower of all things feral. Blog editor.


Clara: 32, Engaged. UN-health conscious, party animal and office girl. Blagger, Pisscan; life and soul of the party. Founder of the twat diet and happy soul.


Freya: 32, engaged, 2 kids. Fit. Fashion forward footballers ‘nearly’-wife. Yummy mummy, housewife, advocate of resting bitch face, owner of pugs. Generous and generally misunderstood.


Make sure you take a look at our ‘Glossary of terms’ page, our banter is defined in there!

Be warned our blog may contain offensive material, if that’s not your bag- no hard feelings!

Thanks for your support!

A, C and F



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Work with us

We are a PR friendly bunch, if you would like us to review something? Great! We certainly will, and our opinions will always be honest. We ain’t liars!

Guest Blogging? Yup, you guessed it. We’re up for that too.

So if you have any queries just smash an email out and send it over to the address listed in our ‘Contact us’ section.

We will get back to you Asap, we’re sound like that.


Now get a foundation wine on the go, and get Utterly Feral.




The essential stuff…..

Affiliate links

We sometime recommend a few products that we like, think are hilarious or that we have heard are great! If we are using and affiliate link we will receive commission for those sales. Any affiliate links will be marked with #affiliate

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Privacy Policy

Your privacy is very important to us. At Utterly Feral we have a few fundamental principles that we follow:

  • We don’t ask you for personal information unless we truly need it. (We can’t stand services that ask you for things like your gender or income level for no apparent reason.)
  • We don’t share your personal information with anyone except to comply with the law, develop our products, or protect our rights.
  • We don’t store personal information on our servers unless required for the on-going operation of our site.

It is Utterly Ferals policy to respect your privacy regarding any information we may collect while operating our website.

Website Visitors

Like most website operators, Utterly Feral collects non-personally-identifying information of the sort that web browsers and servers typically make available, such as the browser type, language preference, referring site, and the date and time of each visitor request. Utterly Ferals purpose in collecting non-personally identifying information is to better understand how Utterly Feral’s visitors use its website.

Utterly Feral also collects potentially personally-identifying information like Internet Protocol (IP) addresses for logged in users and for users leaving comments on our blogs. Utterly Feral only discloses logged in user and commenter IP addresses under the same circumstances that it uses and discloses personally-identifying information as described below, except that blog commenter IP addresses are visible and disclosed to the administrators of the blog where the comment was left.

Gathering of Personally-Identifying Information

Certain visitors to Utterly Ferals websites choose to interact with Utterly Feral in ways that require Utterly Feral to gather personally-identifying information. The amount and type of information that Utterly Feral gathers depends on the nature of the interaction. For example, we ask visitors who comment on our blog to provide a username and email address. Those who wish to receive Utterly Feral updates via email, we collect their emails. In each case, Utterly Feral collects such information only insofar as is necessary or appropriate to fulfill the purpose of the visitor’s interaction with Utterly Feral Utterly Feral does not disclose personally-identifying information other than as described below. And visitors can always refuse to supply personally-identifying information, with the caveat that it may prevent them from engaging in certain website-related activities.

Aggregated Statistics

Utterly Feral may collect statistics about the behavior of visitors to its websites. For instance, Utterly Feral may monitor the most popular pages or use WordPress spam service to help identify spam. Utterly Feral may display this information publicly or provide it to others. However, Utterly Feral does not disclose personally-identifying information other than as described below.

Protection of Certain Personally-Identifying Information

Utterly Feral discloses potentially personally-identifying and personally-identifying information only to those of its employees, contractors and affiliated organisations that (i) need to know that information in order to process it on Utterly Ferals behalf or to provide services available at Utterly Ferals website, and (ii) that have agreed not to disclose it to others. Some of those employees, contractors and affiliated organizations may be located outside of your home country; by using Utterly Ferals website, you consent to the transfer of such information to them. Utterly Feral will not rent or sell potentially personally-identifying and personally-identifying information to anyone. Other than to its employees, contractors and affiliated organizations, as described above, Utterly Feral discloses potentially personally-identifying and personally-identifying information only in response to a subpoena, court order or other governmental request, or when Utterly Feral believes in good faith that disclosure is reasonably necessary to protect the property or rights of Utterly Feral, third parties or the public at large. If you are a registered user of an Utterly Feral website and have supplied your email address, Utterly Feral may occasionally send you an email to tell you about new features, solicit your feedback, or just keep you up to date with what’s going on with Utterly Feral. If you send us a request (for example via a support email or via one of our feedback mechanisms), we reserve the right to publish it in order to help us clarify or respond to your request or to help us support other users. Utterly Feral takes all measures reasonably necessary to protect against the unauthorized access, use, alteration or destruction of potentially personally-identifying and personally-identifying information.


A cookie is a string of information that a website stores on a visitor’s computer, and that the visitor’s browser provides to the website each time the visitor returns. Utterly Feral uses cookies to help Utterly Feral identify and track visitors, their usage of Utterly Feral website, and their website access preferences. Utterly Feral visitors who do not wish to have cookies placed on their computers should set their browsers to refuse cookies before using Utterly Feral’s website, with the drawback that certain features of Utterly Feral‘s website may not function properly without the aid of cookies.

Business Transfers

If Utterly Feral, or substantially all of its assets were acquired, or in the unlikely event that Utterly Feral goes out of business or enters bankruptcy, user information would be one of the assets that is transferred or acquired by a third party. You acknowledge that such transfers may occur, and that any acquirer of Utterly Feral may continue to use your personal information as set forth in this policy.


Ads appearing on any of our websites or social media’s may be delivered to users by advertising partners, who may set cookies. These cookies allow the ad server to recognize your computer each time they send you an online advertisement to compile information about you or others who use your computer. This information allows ad networks to, among other things, deliver targeted advertisements that they believe will be of most interest to you. This Privacy Policy covers the use of cookies by Utterly Feral and does not cover the use of cookies by any advertisers.


Comments and other content submitted to anti-spam service are not saved on our servers unless they were marked as false positives, in which case we store them long enough to use them to improve the service to avoid future false positives.

Privacy Policy Changes

Although most changes are likely to be minor, Utterly Feral may change its Privacy Policy from time to time, and in Utterly Ferals  sole discretion. Utterly Feral encourages visitors to frequently check this page for any changes to its Privacy Policy. Your continued use of this site after any change in this Privacy Policy will constitute your acceptance of such change.




Utterly Feral, 2016. Unauthorised use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from Utterly Feral is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Utterly Feral with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.


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